Little Red Riding Hood, the alternate version

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by ocean blue (what you see! is what you get!) on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2007 12:22:05

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.


My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'


The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"



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Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2007 13:38:50

oh....hahaha!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2007 15:23:39

LOL Poor wolf.

Post 4 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2007 16:19:24

I told Grandma and she couldn't stop laughing! Good one.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2007 19:17:07

hahaha! Thanks.

Bob

Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2007 20:03:09

LMAO, great one!

Post 7 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2007 20:31:10

Rofl!

Post 8 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2007 22:03:01

lol

Post 9 by sigvan (Newborn Zoner) on Thursday, 10-Jan-2008 21:54:08

Hey, it's really cool! it reminds me of another joke about little red ridding-hood, but it's really crude, so if you do not like crude jokes - stop reading it, I won't be mad. However, if you like crude jokes - ask for more of them: so the joke is that when she asked her grandma why she has big eyes, she answered:in order to see you better. When she asked her about the airs she answered: "in order to hear you better. However when she asked her: "why do you have a big mouth?" she asked her: "do you want to see grandpa's?